Q. What is this? ???
A. Simply, it's the Evil Squirrel Comics' Nerd Propaganda Delivery Service or NPDS for those with short attention spans, carpal tunnel syndrome from too much texting, or (as we like to think) something that will give the spellcheck on your mobile device new ways to drive you crazy. Seriously though, the NPDS is a delivery service where we deliver Comic Books and other nerd propaganda to your home.
Q. So you deliver comic books?
A.Yes and other nerd propaganda like statues, action figures and various odds and ends. Our goal is to make your life easy.
Q. Isn't that a bit lazy??
A. Not for us. We currently use bicycles as our main source of transportation. So we are definitely not lazy. You on the other hand might be, but that's all right because we all deserve a little pampering every once in awhile.
Q. That's a bit rude!
A. You asked.
Q. Fair Enough. So tell us about this Nerd Propaganda Delivery Service.
A. The NPDS is the easiest way to get your comic books or nerd propaganda, as we like to call it. Just select your sector, choose a time and your books will arrive at your door. Depending on your plan you can receive a variety of bonuses, discounts and bling.
Q. Sounds simple enough. How does one pay for this great service?
A. Payment is easy; we accept PayPal, Visa/MC and Discover. Your payment will be linked up to your NPDS account and when your books arrive you will be sent and invoice and charged. You barely have to lift a finger.
Q. So we're charged every time our books arrive??
A. Why yes you are. Even if you have a standing appointment you will be sent an invoice the Monday prior to New Comic Day and charged out on that Wednesday. If you see ANY mistakes on your invoice please email us back right away.
Q. I believe you mentioned something about discounts and bonuses??
A. Yes. Depending on how many books you get you can receive discounts up to 35%, but to get the high-end discount you need to read A LOT of books and be a True Elitist. True Elitists' also get freebies like Free $1 Comics, Free Previews and occasional bling with their nerd propaganda.
Q. That's Awesome!!
A. We know.
Q. How will I know what I'm getting charged for each week?
A. We use Diamond Comic RMS Suite for our Membership Programs and register system. That gives us the capability to instantly generate an invoice for you as soon as we download the invoice from Diamond. As long as we have your email address we will send you an email each week as soon as we get our invoice you will get invoiced for the following week.
Q. What if there is a mistake?
A. CALL US RIGHT AWAY!!! Or you can email, tweet, facebook or use Comixology to get ahold of us. We try to be as accessible as possible.
Q. How do I add comics to my membership?
A. To update your Nerd Propaganda Delivery Service plan you can email me directly (), Call us (), or update via Comixology.com.
Q. What about trade paper backs and graphic novels?
A. Your Discount applies to anything on your pull list. So of you pre-ordered something besides a comic out of Previews you would also get your membership discount.
Q. What are Previews?
A. Previews are our main catalog that we purchase Evil Squirrel Comics stock from. It is the top geek catalog featuring every comic from major (and a decent amount of indie) comics. Previews come free with every plan.
Q. Will I ever get charged for anything that is not on my plan?
A. You will NEVER get charged for anything that is not on your plan, BUT there are times that we may recommend things. If there is a recommendation in your box it will not be charged until you arrive to pick up your books and confirm it is wanted.
Q. What if there is a mistake?
A. Mistakes are commonly a human error and since we're not cyber-men or have internal computer chips implanted in our brains (yet!) it's a possibility that a mistake could happen. If you find a mistake call us () or email me () and we will take care of it promptly.
Q. Do I get 35% off everything?
A. You get your membership discount on ANYTHING you have on pre-ordered. If you pre-ordered a $500 dollar statue you will get your congruent discount. If you do NOT have the item on your pull list you will only get 15% off your purchase.
Q. Do you ship books?
A. Hell yeah we ship books. We're willing to take your money no matter where you live. You can call us or email me () and we'll hook you up!
Q. What is the return policy?
A. There are no returns. Comic books are a "collectible" item and are not returnable, but there are always acceptations to the rules. For instance if a comic is misprinted or missing pages, simply Contact Us to discuss the problem, but we WILL NOT accept returns on books that are torn.
Q. What is the privacy policy?
A. We will never share any information with anyone that it shouldn't be shared with. Never will your information end up in a third party's hand and you only receive emails, tweets and facebook updates to things you subscribe to.
Q. Who is the Evil Squirrel?
A. There isn't one particular squirrel that is evil, there is a female super spy squirrel somewhere out there name Eve L. Squirrel, but she's been missing for years on a top secret mission. Seriously though, Evil Squirrel is a neighborhood shop who cares about its community, on line and off, and makes sure to get to know each and every one of our customers. We try to give the best to each and every one of you because you deserve it!!
Support Evil Squirrel Comics
