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1.1
My name is Eve…..and I am a squirrel.
I am an Evil Squir…..
My name is Eve L. Squirrel and I am Head of The Evil Squirrel
Corporation. We are a covert agency of the government.
Whose government does not matter, what does matter is that we are
on the right side. We are always on the right side.
When I was first assigned to Evil Squirrel Comics I was astonished with
what my superiors had presented me with. A world of super heroes
and villains that I had always thought were myth’s, were real. These
books, printed weekly, were actually stories of battles and wars that
had previously happened in different dimensions and were distributed
to give agents, like us, references for the future.
I was given a mission to accumulate this information into one place in
many different interpretations. This is where each of my agents-in-
training came in. For this mission we have given all of our agents-in-
training the code name of “Subscribers”.
The “subscribers” pick up the reading material that is supplied to them
weekly by Evil Squirrel Comics and consumes as much information as
possible. When each informational pamphlet is read through the
“subscriber” would in theory log onto Evil Squirrel HQ, which is easily
found on Evil Squirrel Comics website. When in HQ each “subscriber”
would log into the specially encoded website with their chosen screen
name and password and post valuable knowledge for Agents to
consult while away on mission.
While in HQ you can debate with other “subscribers” about the
interpretations of the informational articles that you have read. But
remember that I have agents watching you, my agents-in-training, I
mean “subscribers”. The Field Agents are there to check your facts
and making sure that your doing your job right. Not only that but
they are watching for vulgar activity and foul language. That will not
be tolerated by me at all.
If you are found guilty of any ill means, a moderator will notify one
of my associates. They will take care of it from there.
I know what you are saying. You are saying, Eve, it seems like we are
doing all the work. Buying your comics from you so we can supply u
with information. And I thank you with the bottom of my heart for
this. I really really do, but you must understand, as a “Subscriber” you
will reap so many benefits that a little work isn't going to hurt you
too much my darlings. And as for having to buy the informational
packets, well, if we didn't have money coming into Evil Squirrel
Comics, The Evil Squirrel Corporation would be losing funding.
Without the funding to the corporation the fight against the villains
will be lost. And who are the villains you ask….
…….Anyone who opposes me.
